I like bacon cheeseburgers. I was hungry a while ago(See previous post)so I decided to show you this video.This made me even more hungry.

By the way, if you hate KallistiClock, join my team to pepper KallistiClock's newspost with FUCK YOU signs.He does that to us, let's do that to him. You uprank each time you leave a message like that.

Ranks:
Private-1 message
Private First Class-2 messages
Sergeant-3 messages
Master Sergeant-4 messages
Lieutenant-5 messages
Brigadier General-6 messages
General-10 messages plus middle-finger message on post 16
Marshal-20 messages plus porn message on post 2
Good Luck.

Click on the link above to access his newspost.

I want a bacon cheeseburger sooooooooo badly...*sniff*

Urban Combat.Nerf Style.

Weapons:Recon CS-6,Longshot CS-6,Vulcan EBF-25,Titan AS V.1,Hornet AS-6,Maverick REV-6,Crossfire,10-Shot SMG,Scout EX-3, Firefly REV-8.Enjoy. Thanks guys. You Rock.
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P.S. Someone should comment on post 2 more.

When I was in Iraq, there was a Private who would never stop singing this song.

Another Puppet

You know how I was in IRAQ?This puppet looks like a one that I killed.

I love coffee.This guy does too.katehttp://www.sluttygf.com/2108/i mg/pic2456.jpg

Lyrics in case you wanna sing:
SLIPPERMAN: Yo, what up! Slipperman D in da house!
COOL G: Sup, D!?
SLIPPERMAN: Just hangin' with my slippers on, waitin' for ya, see?
COOL G: Well, if you're waitin' long then I must apologize. I know I was delayed from when I was s'pose to arrive.
SLIPPERMAN: That's aye-ite G, now everything is cool.
COOL G: Yeah, 'cept I ain't been feelin' well, I'm draggin' like a mule.
SLIPPERMAN: Yo, you better step back just in case you're contagious.
COOL G: I ain't sick like that, that would just be outrageous!
SLIPPERMAN: Better safe than sorry, cuz, you should see a doctor.
COOL G: Have you got one to recommend?
SLIPPERMAN: Yes, his name is Proctor.
DR. PROCTOR: Hey fellas, how ya doin'?
COOL G: Yo that was fast!
DR. PROCTOR: Well, I happened to be in the neighborhood and thought I'd make a house call.
COOL G: Help me, doc, it hurts when I sit down!
DR. PROCTOR: Well lie down on your stomach and I'll examine you. I think I found the problem!
SLIPPERMAN: Oh s**t!
COOL G: What's that!?
DR. PROCTOR: You had a dead raven stuck up in your colon.
COOL G: A raven? Yo, doc, tell me what that be?
DR. PROCTOR: It's a large black bird!
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SLIPPERMAN: Okay, Dr. Proctor, well thanks for stoppin' by.
DR. PROCTOR: It's been my pleasure, I'll send you a bill.
COOL G: Man, that was lucky. He came just in time!
SLIPPERMAN: Yeah, he's a real smart doctor but he sure can't rhyme.
COOL G: Well there's more important things than rhymin'.
SLIPPERMAN: Like what?
COOL G: Like makin' sure you get the dead bird out your butt!

Why no one comment on post 2?
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